Before I could write, my parents encouraged me to tell stories with them and occasionally they’d write them down. This is those, for better or worse. Someday, maybe I’ll put…

I want to make a thing in my neighborhood where you can only use those terrible blowers one day a week, and that day is not the weekend exactly at…

We spent almost the whole summer sitting in a driveway. I was thinking about this a lot last week, and I don’t remember what I did with most of my…

Back in… 1979, maybe?

But I’m glad it happened the first week of the season. 25 years, 500 million dollars to fucking Wentz really was a bonehead move, as I predicted it would be…

Towards the beginning of quarantine (and before i knew just how canceled my entire life was going to be), I finally came to understand a truth about the office, and…

Late last week, I installed a Smoke Windshield, a tail tidy and a camera system (mostly, more on that in a sec). This post is from my post on the…

Twenty Years ago today, my dad died. It’s a complicated thing to be a whole human being, but we all manage, somehow, and he was no different. Now I’m the…

Like 12 hours of footage smashed together. You miss the ferry ride, sadly, but that’s about it. 3.5 minutes of happy fun time drivin up near the Arctic Circle.

It’s been awhile since I’ve done any kind of revamp on Clapboard, and a change that I only recently noticed to the way that WordPress itself handles featured items prompted…

So, we’ve been stuck at home. I never wrote an intro for my BabyNinja (2019 Black Ninja400), so this post is going to be that, a discussion of the work…

I’m doing a lot of Motorcycle Shit® recently, and even though I’m in the MIDDLE of writing a whole post about my bike situation, I think this would be a…

If you’re reading this, you likely already know, but I went to Chernobyl by way of Kiev, and took some pictures. There are probably stories I should tell, you know,…

If you like staying indoors all by yourselfFinishing the bottles on the liquor shelfYou’re sure to fall in love with quarantine. If you like the taste of take out foodAnd…

I know blogging for the sake of blogging is dead, but I still kinda like it, so I’m going to try it again. Since my last update, I’ve traveled a…

It’s been covered ad-nauseam already, both in traditional media and social, but I was on a boat during the event itself, and I feel like I want to acknowledge the…

and was, indeed, as real as it got. I did a couple gigs on the Runaway to Paradise with Jon Bon Jovi cruise last weekend, and although I didn’t take…