There have been (and are going to continue to be) a bunch of these posts about me-history rather than me-present, partially because nothing is going on in real life, but…

Stolen right from the “about me” section of my work-in-progress website, here is the description of the build for our new table/bar thing. One thing I didn’t mention there was…

I really need to write these updates much, much closer to the time that I have the experiences, because my brain isn’t smart and so, so much gets lost, forgotten,…

I don’t know how I have let Clapboard exist this long without putting high school formal photos on here. It’s kind of a travesty, honestly. So, for your viewing pleasure,…

Before I could write, my parents encouraged me to tell stories with them and occasionally they’d write them down. This is those, for better or worse. Someday, maybe I’ll put…

I want to make a thing in my neighborhood where you can only use those terrible blowers one day a week, and that day is not the weekend exactly at…

We spent almost the whole summer sitting in a driveway. I was thinking about this a lot last week, and I don’t remember what I did with most of my…

Back in… 1979, maybe?

But I’m glad it happened the first week of the season. 25 years, 500 million dollars to fucking Wentz really was a bonehead move, as I predicted it would be…

Towards the beginning of quarantine (and before i knew just how canceled my entire life was going to be), I finally came to understand a truth about the office, and…

Late last week, I installed a Smoke Windshield, a tail tidy and a camera system (mostly, more on that in a sec). This post is from my post on the…

Twenty Years ago today, my dad died. It’s a complicated thing to be a whole human being, but we all manage, somehow, and he was no different. Now I’m the…

Like 12 hours of footage smashed together. You miss the ferry ride, sadly, but that’s about it. 3.5 minutes of happy fun time drivin up near the Arctic Circle.

It’s been awhile since I’ve done any kind of revamp on Clapboard, and a change that I only recently noticed to the way that WordPress itself handles featured items prompted…

So, we’ve been stuck at home. I never wrote an intro for my BabyNinja (2019 Black Ninja400), so this post is going to be that, a discussion of the work…

I’m doing a lot of Motorcycle Shit® recently, and even though I’m in the MIDDLE of writing a whole post about my bike situation, I think this would be a…

If you’re reading this, you likely already know, but I went to Chernobyl by way of Kiev, and took some pictures. There are probably stories I should tell, you know,…

If you like staying indoors all by yourselfFinishing the bottles on the liquor shelfYou’re sure to fall in love with quarantine. If you like the taste of take out foodAnd…