Idiocracy with a hint of subtlety. But only a hint. SPOILERS, fuckers. I spent the movie rooting for the planet to get destroyed. Like, from almost the very beginning. The…

Why isn’t there a clearly-written, example-filled version of an AMD tuning post out there that I can find? I’m trying to tune my ancient 580 and Vega for enhanced crypto…

A lot of these people are people I love and still talk to all the time, which makes me feel lucky. Others, I don’t even know their names anymore, and…

Andrew and April bought me a sous vide stick from Anova for christmas (yay!) and I had to try it out basically immediately. I did two filets, one at medium/medium-well…

engagement on one hand, unemployment on the other. it’s been a helluva year, believe that.

My folks had this drawn up to show how the new landscaping would look. It’s the house of my formative years. Woot.

What a family of pack rats we are! I guess, in this case, it’s good, because it’s really neat to see an entire sheet of Carrols fun-n-stix (or is that…

There have been (and are going to continue to be) a bunch of these posts about me-history rather than me-present, partially because nothing is going on in real life, but…

Stolen right from the “about me” section of my work-in-progress website, here is the description of the build for our new table/bar thing. One thing I didn’t mention there was…

I really need to write these updates much, much closer to the time that I have the experiences, because my brain isn’t smart and so, so much gets lost, forgotten,…

I don’t know how I have let Clapboard exist this long without putting high school formal photos on here. It’s kind of a travesty, honestly. So, for your viewing pleasure,…

Before I could write, my parents encouraged me to tell stories with them and occasionally they’d write them down. This is those, for better or worse. Someday, maybe I’ll put…

I want to make a thing in my neighborhood where you can only use those terrible blowers one day a week, and that day is not the weekend exactly at…

We spent almost the whole summer sitting in a driveway. I was thinking about this a lot last week, and I don’t remember what I did with most of my…

Back in… 1979, maybe?

But I’m glad it happened the first week of the season. 25 years, 500 million dollars to fucking Wentz really was a bonehead move, as I predicted it would be…

Towards the beginning of quarantine (and before i knew just how canceled my entire life was going to be), I finally came to understand a truth about the office, and…

Late last week, I installed a Smoke Windshield, a tail tidy and a camera system (mostly, more on that in a sec). This post is from my post on the…