Thanks to the joys of the internet and the savvy of Emily and a 13 year old, Im currently listening to a song called “Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.”

No. Really. I am.

Shes got it goin on like Donkey Kong, even. Honestly. I promise that this, along with TWO different (yes, thats the number 2) versions of Paddy Murphy from my childhood will be online by tomorrow morning, available for you to hear on the music server.

There aughta be a law, folks. Get the sheriff on the phone. Its why we do what we do. Yup. It is.

Wow. Oh, and MC Hammer is on his way, too. Might you have seen her? Maybe? as long as the Hammer doesnt hurt em….