Happy Birthday, girl!  How are you spending your birthday? 
Are you playing hooky from school?  You *should* be playing hooky
from school!  You should be playing hooky from school and coming
to LA to hang out, you see.  Really, though, you should wait until
I move into my swank new home.  Hopefully soon.  Will I see
you in just over a week?  I hope so.  I hope your birthday is
awesome, even though its in the middle of the week.