Every time I open a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup, every single time, I think about the fact that we were supposed to be careful when eating them after halloween in case someone slipped a razor in there. I used to imagine that they were like little circular saw blades, only a little smaller than the cup itself, so it could be in there and I might really mess myself up if I wasnt careful.

Usually, this thought passes so fast I dont even notice it, but tonight it struck me as odd. Now it can strike you as odd. Welcome to my mind.