An aircraft carrier, for sale on EBay. Got 0 bids, I notice. Then again, who thinks, “Hmm… I have $7m to blow today, let me look on EBay for a way to spend that extra scratch.

Yeesh.

If Id bought it, I would have called it the MBO Molting Yak and instantly given up on the idea of moving into a mobile home when I go to LA. This would have been so much cooler.