But I am victorious, and for that, I am laughing like a maniac.

No more am I Win2k Servers little bitch, relegated to “ICS-land for losers,” crying and bemoaning my own pathetic existence! No more do I wonder why my failures haunt me so spectacularly. I have conquered the evil triumverate of DHCP, DNS, and NAT to claim my throne as 68th Streets resident KING OF SERVERS 2003.

Now all I gotta do is get my workstation to update its DNS server list more quickly and Ill be in business. Oh, and learning how to assign static IP addresses based on login information wouldnt be bad either.