This was the olden days of web boards – the Fong Device, if I remember right. Only the Post Titles remain because I don’t think I archived the messages before moving, blowing up, or otherwise destroying the board they were on and moving unceremoniously to a PHP-based board.Β  But I save these because, well, why not?

The absurdly-long merged board is after the break.Β  Back in 2002 when I posted this originally it had to be done in nine parts, lest I break the internet.Β  Nowadays, breaking the internet is slightly harder, so you can scroll 9 times longer.