at 7:28 am EST this morning, Punx. Phil predicted an early spring. Im too lazy to spell that whole word out, but its important to note that were going to have an early spring. Of course, that retarded groundhog could have predicted this without even coming out of his man-made hobbit-hole – its ALWAYS spring in LA, except when its summer.

Thank god for weather-predicting rodents.

And I need a better “Holiday” icon. Anyone wanna design me one?