At least according to this link, which boldly claims to offer you the political equivalent of a dating service. Lets count my skepticism as extremely high after this one, though, cause, man. Sharpton? I mean, maybe hes perfect, but I cant imagine myself ever voting for a Reverend for president of our country. The more I think about it, the crazier this whole thing seems! Here are my top five, in order:

Sharpton
100%
Dean
98%
Kerry
97%
Clark
96%
Kucinich
93%

I wish this list had a Cosmo-like blurb after each one, glibly explaining who I am. “Youre a Sharpton voter, my friend, largely because you hate the idea of the man whos running the country now and youre convinced that the whiny shit-brains running against him are collectively such a pack of snivelling dogs that the country would be better off with Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald facing off come election day. Your beliefs can be summed up like this: Voting on the 04 elections is a little bit like betting on the Special Olympics – even if your bet wins, hes still retarded. ”

So vote for Al Sharpton today.

Christ.

Yet again, theres more to say, but I just dont feel like saying it.