What the hell, I can't resist.

Pros:

• Fitted Bottom Sheet
• Comfy reading chair

Cons:

• A/C didn't work
• mattress less comfy than average
• windows didn't open
• no free WiFi

Notes:
Why is it so goddamn impossible to get A/C working? (Why is A/C the shorthand for Air Conditioning, anyway?  Shouldn't it be A.C.?)  Again, I set it at various temperatures and nothing happened except the fan blew and blew.  Weak.
I had an outdoor-facing window this time.  Only notable after the Dallas indoor-facing window.  There was a sliding-glass door in this window, but it was nailed shut with a weird, ghetto solution that involved plastic over the finger pull-well.
I'm going to list "no free wifi" every time I do this despite the fact that it's going to happen everywhere.  Simple solution - Free. Fucking. WiFi.  If you're so desperate to make additional money, go airline-style and charge for turning on the television and flushing toilets, too.  Hell, charge for hanger use and an hourly rate for the bed by the pound so single, skinny folks pay less than fat couples.  I mean, we wear the beds out much less, right?

Recommend: Maybe.

That's all.  Crowne Plaza is in a neat building and Tulsa is TINY, but it's not unattractive.  Thinking about it now, it's a little like a dust-bowl doppelganger of Portland, Maine, somehow. I'm not even sure why I think that - age and spacing of the infrastructure, maybe?  This is a broken train of thought; I'm quitting this connection immediately and taking no credit or blame for it.  There were a couple of local bars, but I walked by some of them last night and many of them were just about closed at 10pm.  I guess it *was* monday night.

Okay, Dashboard is breaking my head, and Bon Jovi ain't on for another hour or so.  Bus to Atlanta tonight.  Fun!

It's occurred to me that I could do a pretty thorough series of hotel reviews while on this tour, and, while I'm not that interested in writing (or reading) reviews, I thought it might be a neat experiment to try it out at least once.  I don't have any tools like blacklights or checklists to keep myself on task, and I don't have an overarching theme or clear to the review - yet more ammunition against writing anything, but still.  As a final caveat, I'm a low-maintenance traveller.  I read other reviews and wonder how these people even get through the night.  I don't care about the front desk, the bellhops or really, the size of the room.  I'm just interested in my experience, so here it is.