So, this isn't a travel note so much as a musing on how immensely, impractically, numbingly, earth-shakingly stupid your dear old skipper is. I've left my face wash at not one, not two, but three different hotels. The second time, I was pissed. Today when I realized it, I just sighed about the loss of eight perfectly good dollars and went and threw good money after bad.
I know I'm a guy and that guys aren't supposed to wash our faces with anything except a brill-o pad and bleach, but it's my one on-the-road concession to my feminine side, and damn it, I'm going to keep buying the fucking face wash regardless of how many times I leave it in hotels. I only have about 5 more hotels before I get back home anyway, so that's only another $40 I'll spend to wash my face (every other day or so, too, given the rate at which I'm near a shower and my dop kit at the same time). That's like $4 per wash.
Ah well. This is the price I'm assigning to being a forgetful douchebag.
