This is kinda fun, in a giggle-alone-at-your-computer sort of way.
It's a website that translates your phrase from English to Japanese back and forth until the results can't be distilled anymore. You end up with some pretty hilarious stuff. For example, "I hate when birds poop on my car" eventually becomes "I have bird droppings on my car." http://www.translationparty.com/#3465456 I like watching the translation happen, too - it's a weird experience in machine translation.
Why aren't we netflix friends? Probably because I haven't asked. You can find me on netflix, I'm flicman. Duh. No one has recently accused me of being creative. You can also
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